Today's stupid quiz thing has you input your name, and then it comes up with all sorts of "interesting" things to say about it. This would be really lame (sort of a random insult generator) if it wasn't for about half of them being dead on. Come on, HOW COULD THEY KNOW that I "detest happy people", or the God thing? Heh! Here's what it said about me:
BRENDAN - From the Greek root meaning "Voyeur"
Characteristics - Brendan drives over old ladies at intersections.
Personality - Brendan laughs at others' pain.
Natural - Brendan eats roadkill.
Emotional - Brendan detests happy people.
Character - Brendan is sexually aroused by relatives.