BRENDAN - From the Greek root meaning "Voyeur"
Characteristics - Brendan drives over old ladies at intersections.
Personality - Brendan laughs at others' pain.
Natural - Brendan eats roadkill.
Emotional - Brendan detests happy people.
Character - Brendan is sexually aroused by relatives.
Physical - Brendan farts in bed.
Mental - Brendan is a cracker short of a box.
Motivation - Brendan thinks they're God.