October 7th, 2000


Goth Barbie!

Oh, my god! Here I am, a straight middle-aged guy, who is DESPERATE to buy a Barbie! Barbie as Morticia Adams (and Ken as Gomez).
Look at that SMIRK on her face! You just KNOW she's humming "Black No.1" to herself!

                    "... She's got a date at midnight
                    With Nosferatu
                    Oh baby, Lilly Munster
                    Ain't got nothing on you
                    Well when I called her evil
                    She just laughed
                    And cast that spell on me
                    Boo Bitch Craft ..."

I want I want I want I want!

- BT