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Use the following word in a sentence:

          bloviate \BLOH-vee-ayt\, intransitive verb:

"OK, so there I was, sittin' at my computer, catchin' up on my LJ Friends List, and drinkin' a nice healthy vegetable cocktail, when all of a sudden I read somthin' that was SO FUNNY that it made me bloviate right out my nose! And lemme tell ya, that was no joy to get cleaned outta the keyboard."

bada-boom

I guess my previous post illustrates why I cannot do stand-up.

Bloviate = "blow V-8", as in "healthy vegetable cocktail"

I assume that folks "got it", but without hearing the GROANS, I can't tell ... so once again I'm standing in the bright lights explaining a joke.

Sucks to be me, eh?