November 10th, 2008

Loon

CHUCK NORRIS (seriously) writes to Obama!

A big hat-tip to polaris93 for this one ...

"Now that Democrats have a virtual monopoly over our land, with control of the White House, both houses of Congress, a majority of gubernatorial positions, state legislatures, the courts, the news media, the unions and the entertainment and educational fields, it would be relatively easy for you to rule as king, casting liberal edicts in any direction. But now will come your biggest test: Will you be able to lead the other half of the country that doesn't agree with your vision, views and policies?"

You know, I Hope® that I'm wrong about Obama ... that he and his cronies are not going to try to create a North Korea-like "cult of personality" around our Glorious Leader (although from his campaign and the first few days after the election, that looks like exactly where we're headed) ... but it's refreshing to see CHUCK NORRIS remind the Lying Marxist Scumbag that half of us will be watching very closely and will NOT be willing to let him steer America off to some neo-Stalinist MegaState©!

"DISSENT FROM DAY ONE!"


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Oooh ... a SONG!

"Mrs. Robinson" came up in my Pandora stream today, and suddenly, I was re-writing lyrics:
MR. OBAMA (to the tune of "Mrs. Robinson")

And here’s to you, Mr. Obama,
Lenin loves you more than “Unlce Joe”.
(Wo, wo, wo)
Do what you please, Mr. Obama,
The State will crush those who don’t obey!
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

You’d like to know every detail about us for your files …
You’d like to track all things about ourselves.
Mobs adore you, all you hear are sycophantic lies.
Abrogate our rights until you feel at home.

And here's to you, Mr. Obama,
Lenin loves you more than “Uncle Joe”.
(Wo, wo, wo)
Do what you please, Mr. Obama,
The State will crush those who don’t obey!
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Hide your evil behind lies so no one ever knows,
Spew out vague platitudes and double-speak,
It's an ugly secret, but the brainwashed throng won’t care
Most of all, you've got to bury deep the truth!

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mr. Obama,
Lenin loves you more than “Uncle Joe”.
(Wo, wo, wo)
Do what you please, Mr. Obama,
The State will crush those who don’t obey!
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Lounging in a kaftan with a terrorist or two,
Torturing some Enemies of State,
Laugh about it, gloat about it,
When you've got to choose,
You make sure the USA will lose!

Where have you gone, Barry Goldwater,
A nation turns its anguished eyes to you!
(Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Mr. Obama?
Our freedoms have left and gone away?
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
I'm sure Paul Simon would be offended ... but I don't much care.


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