This the season
to be cranky ...
grumble, grumble, grumble,
grouse and bitch ...
Yes, and here's the perfect way to "fly your freak flag" (or, I suppose, "bear one's bitter cynical banner") for all the happy people to see, and try to shield their children from the very sight of you! Bwah-hah-ha!
Click on the image for the CafePress store:
That's the front and back of the shirts and the mugs ... you just don't get any more FESTIVE than that!