"... seizing {Baghdad International Airport} is fantastic news. The C-130s will be able to stack up outside Baghdad like Southwest Airlines cattle cars over the Las Vegas skyline on the first Friday night of spring break. Of course, rather than carrying randy Sigma Chis from Vanderbilt University, the C-130s will be stuffed to the gills with the arsenal of democracy -- food, water, medicine, and giant shiny drums of galvanized whup-ass paid for, I'm proud to say, with our tax dollars."
OK ... it gets funnier from there ... I was going to cut-and-paste about a half a dozen things from it, but figure I might as well just send you over there ... don't expect any great revelations, but we all need a bit of comic relief right about now, right? Check out: Shady Acres - My postwar plan.