Momma Bear, Papa Bear, and Baby Bear had to go to the courthouse
because Momma Bear and Papa Bear were getting a divorce.
In the course of the proceedings the Judge asks Baby Bear:
"Baby Bear ... do you want to go live with Mama Bear?"
To which Baby Bear replied:
"Oh, NO sir, Mama Bear beats me terribly!"
Surprised, the Judge asked:
"Well, do you want to go live with Papa Bear?"
To which the distressed Baby Bear replied:
"Please, NO, sir, he beats me worse than she does!"
The Judge, somewhat shaken, then asks:
"Well, then where do you WANT to live?"
To which Baby Bear replies:
"I want to go live with the Chicago Bears, because they never beat ANYBODY!"
