"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."
"At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."
"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"
But wait ... Tell Santa to hold up the sleigh! the same folks who did this also have a Dennis Miller Talking Action Figure with 21 snappy digs at the reality-challenged! MORE? Why, yes ... what Xmas morning could be complete without this Donald Rumsfeld Talking Action Figure spouting 28 bon mots? There are also talking versions of George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush, as well as the now-classic "top gun W" (non-talking) figure. But don't dismiss this as all sensible Republicans ... no! ... there is also the Unspeakable Bubba immortalized in a Talking Action Figure, spouting actual soundbites as: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time, Never! These allegations are false." (may he and his devil bride be forever accursed!).
Wheee! What fun!