Ah, another St. Patrick's Day and, due to my long-term sobriety, I'm not drinking green beer. Anyway, as a self-identifying Pagan there isn't much to celebrate today, as old St. Pat was, after all, the fellow who chased "the snakes" (i.e., the priests of the indigenous "native religion", the Druids, etc.) out of Ireland in favor of that oh-so-popular Palestinian Death Cult that Rome was busy marketing!
So, to heck with St. Patty ... Here's to THE SNAKES!