Motherfuckers. I swear, I'm going to end up flipping burgers at McDonalds because my resume doesn't fit the peg holes that are out there ... in the name of all that is holy!, I have been a Vice President in a prestigious P.R. firm, I have run my own companies in publishing and meeting planning, I have degrees in English, Art, and Comparative Relgions, and advanced degrees in Metaphysics, I have in-depth background in gourmet cuisine, I am a kick-ass writer, I have a great design eye and am obsessive about detail, all this and NOBODY will hire me, NOBODY will even let me into a fucking training program!
What's the fucking deal? Too bad none of my current projects make any money ... I'd LOVE to have just ONE of my "discordian workings" hit the jackpot so I could say a big huge FUCK YOU to the whole god-damned mundane world (and I'd do it with billboards on the fucking freeway too!).
Man, this sucks.