BTRIPP (btripp) wrote,
BTRIPP
btripp

A little shanty for yer amusement ...

OK ... so, I've been thinking ... even if Bush wins by a landslide (may the Powers That Be make it so!), what can be done to deal with the damnable MSM ... main-stream media ... that has blatantly ignored every mountain of dirt that has come out on Kerry, while digging under Bush's cuticles to find any dust mote that might be discoverable? What can you do? What can you do with the mainstream media? And then the melody swam into my head ...
what can you do with the mainstream meed'ya?
what can you do with the mainstream meed'ya?
what can you do with the mainstream meed'ya?
when they are all leftists?

goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
all them lying leftists!

stand 'em in the street in blowin' snowstorms
stand 'em in the street in blowin' snowstorms
stand 'em in the street in blowin' snowstorms
all them lying leftists!

goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
all them lying leftists!

send 'em out to cover council meetings
send 'em out to cover council meetings
send 'em out to cover council meetings
all them lying leftists

goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
all them lying leftists!

editing their copy till it reads Right
editing their copy till it reads Right
editing their copy till it reads Right
all them lying leftists

goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
all them lying leftists!

take away their coffee and their boozin'
take away their coffee and their boozin'
take away their coffee and their boozin'
all them lying leftists!

goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
all them lying leftists!

press their sponsors with a product boycott
press their sponsors with a product boycott
press their sponsors with a product boycott
all them lying leftists!

goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
all them lying leftists!

stick 'em in a room and read 'em Coulter
stick 'em in a room and read 'em Coulter
stick 'em in a room and read 'em Coulter
all them lying leftists!

goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
all them lying leftists!

only trust the blogs and maybe FoxNews
only trust the blogs and maybe FoxNews
only trust the blogs and maybe FoxNews
not them lying leftists!

goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
goddamn them for their lyin'
all them lying leftists!

what can you do with the mainstream meed'ya?
what can you do with the mainstream meed'ya?
what can you do with the mainstream meed'ya?
when they are all leftists?

The original "drunken sailor" version had dozens of permutations (some only roughtly scanning), so this could grow and grow, but these are what spewed out of my head over lunch!


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