OMG! I had no idea it was this BAD ...
So, I saw this quiz thingy over in
stonemirror's journal ... where he scored a not-unexpected 95%, qualifying as a "King Nerd God" ... I figured, "what the heck" and took the quiz ... and got a 96% score! So, how come I could never get a fucking interview as a programmer??? This is, frankly, pretty damn despressing!
Overall, you scored as follows:

3% scored higher,
0% scored the same, and
96% scored lower.
What does this mean?
Your nerdiness is:
All hail the monsterous nerd!
You are by far the KING NERD GOD!!!

(sigh) ... I suspect that this is because I knew who the old guys in the pictures were, and the elements, oh, and the ... well, nevermind, go take the thing if you're interested!

Overall, you scored as follows:
3% scored higher,
0% scored the same, and
96% scored lower.
What does this mean?
Your nerdiness is:
All hail the monsterous nerd!
You are by far the KING NERD GOD!!!
(sigh) ... I suspect that this is because I knew who the old guys in the pictures were, and the elements, oh, and the ... well, nevermind, go take the thing if you're interested!