You know what's REALLY fucking pitiful? I've taken to checking my L.J. user info page several times a day to see if the "Friend of" number has changed! How whiney fucking lame is THAT?! Yeah, I'd like to hog-tie up the whole friggin' planet and play them my poetry until their piss-poor excuses for brains started to effervesce out their ears ... but clinging to these "friends list audiences" like they were the last two millimeters of a cliff edge is PITIFUL!