As you can tell, my camera-shy (or at least Web-shy) family just couldn't wait for the show and the "banquet" and had to dive in for some birthday cake right when the nice wench was taking our picture! Oh, well ... you'll just have to take my word that they're all quite photogenic ... it's just that The Wife doesn't want any pics of them up on the big bad Internet.
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That picture was bothering me somehow ... it was tickling synapses in deep and long-unused corners of my brain ... and then it came to me! Could it be? The similarity is at a remove, yet striking!