I'm guessing that, from all the honking going on outside my windows, the "Sarasota" team beat Houston four straight to take the World Series. Why they're going nuts up in my neighborhood, I dunno. I mean, it's not like it was a Chicago championship (like the Bears, Bulls, Blackhawks, or whatever soccer team currently represents us would have been). I just wish the Southsiders would keep their shit on their side of the river and not rub it in our faces up here.
