1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?
a blue/orange sort of pattern on white
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
The Celts: Europe's People of Iron (Lost Civilizations Series)
3. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Aside for a hump to help prevent CTS, nothing, plain blue.
4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
None, really ... I hate losing so much that I find playing most games uncomfortable.
5. FAVORITE SMELL?
Spring flowers ... no, really.
6. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING?
7. FAVORITE COLOR?
8. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
9. HOW MANY RINGS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Typically one, unless I'm not by the phone.
10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
Didn't know I was having any more. If either of The Girls were a boy she'd have been "Michael", so that's still in play.
11. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
12. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
No, but I don't drive much anyway, so I don't have a lot of bad driving habits.
13. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Sleep? What is this "Sleep" thing?
14. DO YOU LIKE THUNDER STORMS?
Yep ... it's cool to watch them roll in across the city.
15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Car? I actually did own a car briefly a couple of times ... the first was a mid-80's Pontiac Bonneville station wagon that was built like a tank, which is pretty much the only reason I'm still alive today.
16. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?
Not In Service.
17. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Sure. Is that supposed to be freaky or something?
18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR?
Don't know, don't care ... just as long as I still have hair!
20. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL, OR HALF EMPTY?
Half empty ... and very likely poisoned.
21. FAVORITE MOVIE?
Uh ... Blade Runner, I guess.
22. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
That's why I took typing in highschool.
23. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Bed? This is another trick question about that "Sleep" stuff, right?
24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
23 ... I'm so fucking Discordian, yeah?
25. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
The High Holy Church of the NFL (Chicago Bears Sect).
26. YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST INTENSE PAIN?
There was that car crash back in 1993 (see #15 above) where I broke damn near everything and was just about as close to being dead as you can get while still living to tell about it.
27. PERSON MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
The vocal minority.
28. PERSON LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL?
The silent majority.
29. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD?
30. HAMBURGER OR HOT DOGS?
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Fall ("are you ready for some FOOTBALL?").
32. THE BEST PLACES THAT YOU HAVE EVER BEEN?
Wow ... there are a lot ... Cuzco, Paris, Kathmandu, various awesome ruin sites.
33. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW?
Purely generic ... a WindowsXP logo that moves around.
34. FAVORITE FAST FOOD?
McDonalds' dollar menu (not that any of them offer it down here).
Gee ... don't you feel enlightened now? That was almost as fun as group therapy.