
It's especially tasty that she's trying the "I must have been on drugs at the time!" excuse (hey, I've used it), by blaming the caffeine ... after all, it is pretty tough to tell when it's "the Lord" talking or if it's just that last Latte!She wonders if the Lord really wanted her to donate the kidney, or if she acted on a "triple-espresso high" she had that morning. She is also concerned that when her body is resurrected, it might be incomplete.
Wheeeeeee!
{edit} Too bad if this is just satire ... when I started to poke around in that larknews.com site it became apparent that it's something of a knock-off of The Onion. I guess some stories are just "too fun to be true".