For Gods' sake ... I'm, what ... two weeks late on a $70 payment? You'd think their fucking bank was going to go out of business if they didn't get the check. I have, over the past 15 years or so, pretty typically only paid this fucker (usually cutting a check for about half the outstanding balance) once every two or three months ... ending up with my regularly getting hit with all sorts of charges and shit (which you would think would make the bank happy) ... why suddenly do they do a fucking "Chicken Little" on me when they haven't seen the payment in a handful of days? This last one was probably the fourth call today ... and they're probably up to twenty over the past week.
I WILL GET AROUND TO IT WHEN I FUCKING WELL GET AROUND TO IT!
If it wasn't such a pain in the ass to go change stuff that automatically charges to this card (which is what I primarily use it for), I'd tell them to go to hell ... we've switched everything else out of Citibank because they are such assholes. I don't know how they can keep ANY customers. I'd cut up the card, and bring it in with a check for the whole fucking balance to our local branch if I thought I could get out of there without beating some smarmy motherfucker to death ... but I suspect they're trained to be so obnoxious that I'd just have to beat somebody's skull into a pulp on some nice marble countertop!
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!
The only positive thing about this is they have to be spending a ton of money on having these douchebags call ... they're into alternating between the machine and the live body, so that's got to be costing them. Like the idiots who spend a first-class stamp to collect on under a dime's worth of remaining balance. Damn, I hate the banks and accountants and lawyers (apologies to any folks on my FL who fall in those categories, but, hey ...).