I can't wait to call somebody a Mahogany Asterisk ... the ever-creative Mr. deathboy has 'to insert the phrase "winking mahogany asterisk" into polite conversation' on his to-do list today, but I think I'd rather steal it for screaming at an inconsiderate driver or something. It's the sort of thing that might lurk in their brains for days before exploding into "ASSHOLE!".