1. Do you have a tattoo?
Nope ... never had something that permanent to commemorate.
2. How old are you?
5 days away from 50.
3. Are you single or taken?
I think The Wife would say "taken".
4. Fish?
Nah, I'll have the filet.
5. Do you dream in color?
In colors humanity has never seen.
6. Ever seen a corpse?
Yep.
7. How about them hipsters?
Huh?
8. How did we meet?
I don't believe we have.
9. What's your philosophy on life and death?
White on white, translucent black capes, back on the rack ...
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
Uhhhh ... what?
11. Do you trust the police?
Sure.
12. Do you like musicals?
Sure.
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
Huh?
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I'd be a whole lot richer.
15. Would you cheat?
At what?
16. What are you wearing?
Plaid shirt & undies.
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
Duh!
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
What's my cut?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
Sell your organs?
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
Depends on where.
21. What's your favorite day of the week?
Dunno.
22. What's your favorite color?
Black.
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
That's a tough one.
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
I carry two "Incan" shamanic lineages.
25. What was your first impression of me?
Dunno.
26. Have you ever done drugs?
I've been clean & sober now for 22 years, you do the math.
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Whatever floats your boat.
27.5. Will you send me a naked picture of yourself?
The horror ... the horror ...
Now, wasn't that distracting?