Your're likely going to ignore it anyway, so I'll stick it behind a cut, OK?
1. Where is your mobile phone?
briefcase
2. Your significant other?
asleep
3. Your hair?
there
4. Your mother?
urn
5. Your father?
grave
6. Your favorite thing?
reading
7. Your dream last night?
dunno
8. Your favorite drink?
RxEnergy
9. Your dream/goal?
wealth
10. The room you're in?
office
11. Your ex?
dunno
12. Your fear?
many
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years?
wealthy
14. Where were you last night?
here
15. What you're not?
asleep
16. Muffins?
pass
17. One of your wish list items?
computer
18. Where you grew up?
Chicago
19. The last thing you did?
eBay
20. What are you wearing?
minimal
21. Your TV?
crap
22. Your pets?
several
23. Your computer?
sick
24. Your life?
stressful
25. Your mood?
focused
26. Missing someone?
yep
27. Your car?
CTA
28. Something you're not wearing?
pants
29. Favorite Store?
dunno
30. Your summer?
complicated
31. Like someone?
misanthrope
32. Your favorite color?
black
33. When is the last time you laughed?
yesterday
34. Last time you cried?
weekend
35. What will you do tomorrow?
work
Bleh ... that was less satisfying that it seemed it would be ... carry on ... nothing to see here ...