01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Married.
02) What was your dream growing up?
World Domination.
03) What talent do you wish you had?
To be able to play music.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Something non-alcoholic, but probably caffeinated.
05) Favorite vegetable?
Artichoke.
06) What was the last book you read?
1066: The Year of the Conquest
07) What zodiac sign are you?
Libra.
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
None intentional ... have lots of interesting scars, though.
09) Worst Habit?
You'd have to ask The Wife.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Uh, I take public trasport, so I might pound on the bus window or something.
11) What is your favorite sport?
The High Holy Church of the NFL - Bears Sect.
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
I'm a life-long pessimist who is trying very hard to get on that "positive thinking" bandwagon.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Monopolize the conversation.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Dunno ... lots of bad stuff to choose from ... probably the car crash in '93.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I'm initiated into two separate South American shamanic lineages, as well as two Tibetan Vajrayana disciplines.
16) Do you have any pets?
One cat, two parakeets, two guinea pigs (only one bird being "officially" mine).
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
Probably nobody'd be home, they might let you hang out in the lobby, though.
18) What was your first impression of me?
Dunno ... it's been a long time.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Dunno ... it depends.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I could stand to lose a lot of weight.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Depends on the split.
22) What color eyes do you have?
My drivers license says "Grey", some would argue for "Hazel".
23) Ever been arrested?
Uhhh ... not "officially".
24) Bottle or can soda?
Can.
26) Which is your right hand and which is your left?
The right is the one I write with.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Hand it over to The Wife for bills ... this not getting paid stuff sucks donkey balls.
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
I am too obsessive-compulsive to "hang out".
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
In certain conceptual frames, yes, in other conceptual frames, no.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
What is this "spare time" thing you ask of?
30) Do you swear a lot?
Like a drunken longshoreman with Tourettes.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
That the world is full of morons who believe in fairy tales ... be they Socialist fairy tales or Religious fairy tales.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Cranky.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
I suppose ... hormones are unavoidable.
34) Favourite and least favourite food?
Fave: fois gras; worst: sea urchin sushi.
35) Do you believe in God?
In certain conceptual frames, yes, in other conceptual frames, no ... Depends on what you mean by "God".
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Here it is ...
Too long to post as a comment? Oh, well ...