BTRIPP (btripp) wrote,

So funny in its incompetence, that it's almost accurate ...

We Can't Predict Who You Voted For

According to our quiz, there's a 50% chance you voted for Obama.

But that means there's an 50% chance you voted for McCain.

You aren't very typical. You tend to be independent, and your vote is highly coveted.

While we can't predict how you voted, there's a good chance you voted for the winner!

Heh ... I guess they haven't been reading my L.J. ... 50/50 between Obama and McCain?!

Of course, upon further review, they might have something there, as I'm very likely to not vote for either of those bozos (although I HIGHLY RECOMMEND VOTING FOR MCCAIN IF YOU'RE IN A "CLOSE" STATE!!!) ... the fact that Obama is ahead in Illinois by like 20 points (and is likely to get a 150-200% turn-out of the registered Black vote, thanks to those fucking ACORN assholes!) allows me the luxury of voting for Barr/Root without having to worry that I'm in some way advancing the cause of that lying Marxist scumbag!

Hey ... if you're still somehow "on the fence", and for whatever reason just can't bring yourself to vote for McCain, how about voting Libertarian? I believe that the LP is on 49 of 50 state ballots (or 57 states if you live in Obama's head), so it should be an option!


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