"Mrs. Robinson" came up in my Pandora stream today, and suddenly, I was re-writing lyrics:
MR. OBAMA (to the tune of "Mrs. Robinson")
And here’s to you, Mr. Obama, Lenin loves you more than “Unlce Joe”. (Wo, wo, wo) Do what you please, Mr. Obama, The State will crush those who don’t obey! (Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
You’d like to know every detail about us for your files … You’d like to track all things about ourselves. Mobs adore you, all you hear are sycophantic lies. Abrogate our rights until you feel at home.
And here's to you, Mr. Obama, Lenin loves you more than “Uncle Joe”. (Wo, wo, wo) Do what you please, Mr. Obama, The State will crush those who don’t obey! (Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
Hide your evil behind lies so no one ever knows, Spew out vague platitudes and double-speak, It's an ugly secret, but the brainwashed throng won’t care Most of all, you've got to bury deep the truth!
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mr. Obama, Lenin loves you more than “Uncle Joe”. (Wo, wo, wo) Do what you please, Mr. Obama, The State will crush those who don’t obey! (Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
Lounging in a kaftan with a terrorist or two, Torturing some Enemies of State, Laugh about it, gloat about it, When you've got to choose, You make sure the USA will lose!
Where have you gone, Barry Goldwater, A nation turns its anguished eyes to you! (Woo, woo, woo) What's that you say, Mr. Obama? Our freedoms have left and gone away? (Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
I'm sure Paul Simon would be offended ... but I don't much care.