Watch out or I'll keelhaul the lot of ya!
If you're wantin' ta find some fine Pirate-speak today, ya probably can't do better than steerin' your mangy carcasses over to Ye Olde Libr-ARRR!-ry Thing (http://librarything.com ... or http://pir.librarything.com/ if ya want it to be Talk Like A Pirate Day forever) and enjoy the salty pleasures of Buccaneering Librarians!
Whatcha waitin' for? Heave to!
Arrrrrrrr....
